poppycock

noun poppycock

• absurdness — utterly or obviously senseless, illogical, or untrue; contrary to all reason or common sense; laughably foolish or false: an absurd explanation.
• applesauce — a relish or dessert made of apples stewed to a pulp and sweetened; (fig.) (sl.) bunkum, nonsense
• balderdash — If you say that something that has been said or written is balderdash, you think it is completely untrue or very stupid.
• banana — Bananas are long curved fruit with yellow skins.
• bosh — empty or meaningless talk or opinions; nonsense