We wish to clarify that gremlins were responsible for yesterday's story naming Ben O'Connor as Cork hurling captain.
The plan, with its fixed goals and firm dates, assumed a level of control that I could never have achieved - over the weather, the seas, the gremlins in the engine room, and scores of other factors.
If their testing of such fundamental aspects as this is flawed, what other gremlins might be waiting inside?
One-to-one sessions are being offered to help people chase away computer gremlins throughout the week.
But printer's gremlins don't harm a masterpiece.
On today's cars full of electronics, that 10-minute examination can still save hours of chasing gremlins through the wires.
To Martin Cullen I say, that is if he is left in power, maybe it would be a good idea to sort out the gremlins in electronic voting and give us all a break.
Partnered by Nick Patrick the pair were beset by mechanical gremlins in 2004 after their roll on the Astra Stages.
Normally I would have done this, but this morning some internet gremlins seem to have interfered with my ability to get coherent access to the online edition.
Father-of-two Mr Broad has been having trouble with his Nissan Almeria but the mysterious electronic gremlins are striking a range of cars including Toyotas, Volkswagens and Land Rovers.
Unfortunately, we encountered some electrical gremlins in Pomona, and, as a result, we have had to backtrack to square one to establish a solid baseline.
‘Nobody should be surprised by the gremlins now coming out of the woodwork,’ says a Western investment banking source in Hong Kong.
In 2002 he retired due to mechanical gremlins, but in 2003 he finished 35th.
Whilst you are fiddling with the electrics the gremlins will conspire to kick the engine into life.
When you pick up your Monday issue and your column has been shifted around and replaced with citations from the New Testament, you will find that these gremlins have been up to their mischief once again.
That's helped Ferrari flourish despite huge prices, mechanical gremlins and servicing costs that make a date with J-Lo look cheap.
By morning light the gremlins usually retreat.
But his glory was shortlived and he dropped down the pack for an eventual seventh place finish when mechanical gremlins struck.
TRG struggled with mechanical gremlins during the Rolex Sports Car Series race at Laguna Seca Raceway.
The Ferrari driver had the upper hand over team-mate Michael Schumacher on Friday, when the champion appeared to be in a strop that team insiders insisted had nothing to do with uncharacteristic electronic gremlins and understeer.
However, it was to no avail as about three laps later he was sidelined with mechanical gremlins while his team mate Ralf Schumacher spun off and beached himself in the sand.
The best pit crew in the business will help this team remain dominant - if Kenseth avoids the mechanical gremlins that have plagued his Roush Racing teammates.
This time the early season gremlins were of the electronic kind.
We offer our condolences to Alicia Keys and Celine Dion, who were vexed by rare, but inexcusable, technical gremlins during their performances.
There are some companies putting gremlins on our shopping lists.
Pa gremlins, the variable cacophony of uninterested drinkers.
